Author Topic: The Quote of the Day (Read 2821 times)

nampigai · « **on:** March 05, 2004, 10:08:25 am »

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

Doc Nyar · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2004, 10:14:58 am »

nampigai · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2004, 10:19:48 am »

I'll keep 'em rolling

nampigai · « **Reply #3 on:** March 08, 2004, 09:41:12 am »

"Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better set off a few minutes earlier."
- Anonymous Traffic Report

nampigai · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2004, 10:06:49 am »

"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report

nampigai · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2004, 08:04:33 am »

"Any person who shall lead or drive a bear upon any highway shall be fined not more than $50."
- Connecticut General Statutes, Section 6215

nampigai · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2004, 08:20:37 am »

"SUPREME COURT REULES THAT MURDERERS SHALL NOT BE ELECTROCUTED
TWICE FOR THE SAME CRIME."
- Cleveland Daily News, Headline

nampigai · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2004, 09:05:34 am »

"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.

Doc Nyar · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2004, 09:57:28 am »

LOL, he must have been extremely nervous

InocPrime · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2004, 09:43:02 pm »

Good stuff Namp

nampigai · « **Reply #10 on:** March 15, 2004, 08:22:17 am »

"Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win."
- Doug Collins, basketball commentator

nampigai · « **Reply #11 on:** March 16, 2004, 05:54:37 pm »

"Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths."
- Frank Broyles, College football coach

nampigai · « **Reply #12 on:** March 18, 2004, 11:22:18 am »

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

nampigai · « **Reply #13 on:** March 19, 2004, 12:01:38 pm »

"Yes, maam? Right here, this lady. No, she! Yes, right, second row. Next to the guy in the blue shirt, holding her left hand up. It's a he? Sorry about that. Gotta be careful. I'm very sorry. Go ahead! I'm, excuse me, I'm very sorry. Go, ah, I, a thousand apologies, go ahead."
- George Bush Sr., Former U.S. President, at a press conference

Bako · « **Reply #14 on:** March 19, 2004, 12:03:42 pm »

LOL ... that's typical ....

Doc Nyar · « **Reply #15 on:** March 19, 2004, 12:29:29 pm »

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.

unknown, Popular Mechanics, March 1949

nampigai · « **Reply #16 on:** March 22, 2004, 11:46:18 am »

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves."
- John Wayne, Actor

nampigai · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2004, 06:12:23 pm »

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.
-- Sen. Barbara Boxer, (D, Calif.)

nampigai · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2004, 12:38:27 pm »

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly."
-Batman costume warning label

Phoenix · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2004, 06:24:38 pm »

must have been one stupid minded person who has tried that before they attach such label...

nampigai · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2004, 12:06:23 pm »

not as stupid as this one:

Helpful Warnings: "CAUTION: Knife is very sharp. Keep out of children"

Earthnuker · « **Reply #21 on:** March 26, 2004, 03:31:30 pm »

[color=ff7700]Rofl, reminds me off the manual of our microwave, saying we shouldn't put dogs or cats in it.

Wich they put in because some dumb bitch (meaning the pet owner of course) in America put her dog in the microwave to dry after washing him. She filed a law suit, and somehow won...

only in America.[/color]

nampigai · « **Reply #22 on:** March 26, 2004, 06:01:13 pm »

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -- Brook Shields

nampigai · « **Reply #23 on:** March 27, 2004, 12:44:12 pm »

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

gryphon · « **Reply #24 on:** March 27, 2004, 03:45:25 pm »

Quote from: Earthnuker on March 26, 2004, 03:31:30 pm

[color=ff7700]Rofl, reminds me off the manual of our microwave, saying we shouldn't put dogs or cats in it.

Wich they put in because some dumb bitch (meaning the pet owner of course) in America put her dog in the microwave to dry after washing him. She filed a law suit, and somehow won...

only in America.[/color]

who. .who's your professor at school .. I was tolled the same thing by my professor a few years back. . .is it just a common story they tell at all uni's here or could there be a link .

Earthnuker · « **Reply #25 on:** March 27, 2004, 06:51:03 pm »

[color=ff7700]Don't remember where I got that story from, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't your professor

I wasn't in university yet when I heard it, and I've always assumed it really happened. In a country where people sue Mac Donalds because eating their food makes them fat, nothing can seem too strange.[/color]

Doc Nyar · « **Reply #26 on:** March 27, 2004, 08:08:43 pm »

Actually, it is a true story.

gryphon · « **Reply #27 on:** March 27, 2004, 09:59:19 pm »

Quote from: Earthnuker on March 27, 2004, 06:51:03 pm

[color=ff7700]but I'm pretty sure it wasn't your professor [/color]

you never know . . the world of Dutch uni professors isn't that big. . I have had professors from Nijmegen, Rotterdam, Tilburg, Amsterdam and just one or 2 from Delft ..

I also took it for a real story .. .just a wierd one . but then. . .it's the US. . you can sue for anything compaired to here. ..

anyways. . .my quote for today .. made me laught atleast.
I am home for the weekend . and cleaning my room up a bit. . you shoul have seen the mess . .

. .reaing through my emails stumbeling on the following new email about yet another exploid...

[ partially quoted ]

Quote

I think it's a new worm spreading on undernet. The worm PRIVMSG user
with an ip address and port like this (ip and port never change) :
[07:53] <C96347981> http://69.157.174.169:2233/

If you telnet to this address, you'll get

C:\telnet 69.157.174.169 2233
GET / HTTP/1.1
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Server: My Bitchin' IE Infector
Date: Sat Mar 27 13:22:27 2004
Content-type: text/html
Accept-Encoding: identity
Accept-ranges: bytes

<<snip content>>

Connection to host lost.
C:\

it may not be related, but telneting to port 80 will disconnect you with an
"unknown" response as soon you type a letter
C:\telnet 69.157.174.169 80
GUNKNOWN

Connection to host lost.
C:\

What he did is a common thing to get a server header .. just the replay made me laugh .. emagine having a webserver not running Apache but Server: My Bitchin' IE Infector ...

nampigai · « **Reply #28 on:** March 28, 2004, 11:50:15 am »

Quote from: Doc Nyar on March 27, 2004, 08:08:43 pm

Actually, it is a true story.

and how can Doc be so sure of this....? ask his dog....

[hide] allthough I've heard the same story with a cat instead[/hide]

Timenn · « **Reply #29 on:** April 03, 2004, 02:31:24 pm »

What is wrong NaMp? You ran out of ammo??

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