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Offline Bako

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Single woman
« on: October 01, 2003, 11:12:32 am »
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out.
A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said.
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
"Liberal Tai-Chi Suan Fandango Transverstite Bullshit"


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Re:Single woman
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2003, 11:57:25 am »
LOL ;D

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Re:Single woman
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2003, 01:04:19 pm »
Where did you find these, lol? ;D

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Re:Single woman
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2003, 02:04:45 pm »
Where did you find these, lol? ;D


I get them from people.
Cuz they're so funny, this is why I post them here .....
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InocPrime

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Re:Single woman
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2003, 02:17:39 pm »
Well, lol, get more ;)

Atomic Mitten

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Re:Single woman
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2003, 04:15:31 pm »
An old lady goes to the Doctors complaining that her hearing is getting worse, so the Doctor pokes her in both eyes.
Hey! I can't see now exclaims the old lady.

Yeah, but your hearing will improve, says the Doctor. lol :)

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Re:Single woman
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2003, 05:19:22 pm »
lol  ;D

Atomic Mitten

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Re:Single woman
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2003, 07:21:09 pm »
My sister just told me another joke.
Two Irishmen walking in the countryside in Wales, and one sees a sheep with it's head stuck in some railings.
So he says to his mate Paddy, "hey paddy, would you look at that " I'm not going to miss that opportunity.

So he shags the sheep and says to his mate" do you want a go too " ?
So his mate says" well why not" and puts his own head in the railings. :)

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Re:Single woman
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2003, 07:24:35 pm »
lmao, silly jokes  ;D

Atomic Mitten

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Re:Single woman
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2003, 02:35:42 am »
Why don't you tell a better one then ? ;)

SiN

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Re:Single woman
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2003, 06:04:19 am »
Because yours are good enough... and I don't know any better ones  :(

Atomic Mitten

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Re:Single woman
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2003, 11:58:26 am »
Well I like all kinds of jokes even silly ones.
Like do you know how to get Tulips to grow really well ?

You put three hamsters in a blender and pour the mixture over the soil covering the tuip bulbs !

What you never heard of "Tulips from Hamster jam "

heh heh ! ;D
« Last Edit: October 17, 2003, 04:09:01 pm by Atomic Mitten »

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Re:Single woman
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2003, 02:53:01 pm »
lolx. ;)