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The Dictator Test
« on: August 04, 2003, 09:24:14 am »
This is the best ....  ;D ;D
Thanks to Doc Nyar  8) who pointed this out ....  

Go here and do the test, then post your results here on this thread.


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You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

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« Last Edit: August 04, 2003, 09:24:41 am by Bako »
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Re:The Dictator Test
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2003, 09:28:14 am »
Ow yeah, this is what a colleague of mine (John E.) had:



Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!
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Re:The Dictator Test
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2003, 12:11:31 pm »
This is mine:



As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power? News flash for you: You're not!
« Last Edit: August 04, 2003, 12:12:13 pm by RotteVis »

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Re:The Dictator Test
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2003, 04:51:02 pm »
I had it from another forum, but here's my outcome:


"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact? or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

« Last Edit: August 04, 2003, 08:20:56 pm by Doc Nyar »

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Re:The Dictator Test
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2003, 07:44:57 pm »
You are Blair Rottevis ? :-\
I am not shure if that supprises me or if it should be a relief that you are not Adolf .. ...

I am the same as the Doc .. .. .
Expect anything, and life will become boring...

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Re:The Dictator Test
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2003, 08:42:11 pm »
It surprised me also, but that you?re a Bush doesn?t surprise me  ;D

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Re:The Dictator Test
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2003, 09:31:18 pm »
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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact? or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!



I guess this is meant to be funny, but the people that run the site for this quiz are most likely liberal as hell. Bush did win the election legally and just because he is not as eloquent as Bill Clinton that does not make him stupid. I can't believe what some young people think of republicans. This is most likely because they believe everything that people in the liberal entertainment industry say.  Sorry, though I do see the entertainment value in this type of thing, it seems slanted heavily to the left wing of politics. I bet the people that made this quiz don't even realize how biased they really are.

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Re:The Dictator Test
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2003, 10:33:49 pm »
[color=ff7700]Did this on another forum and ended up as Milosovic.

#6, I agree, even though I don't like Bush personally. People like these make the leftist movement look like immature.[/color]

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Re:The Dictator Test
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2003, 01:42:22 am »


Different than on the other forum, but I was in a different mood ;)

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Re:The Dictator Test
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2003, 04:36:41 am »
I took this on another forum, and again just now.  I am Saddam Hussein as well.

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Re: The Dictator Test
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2006, 08:40:13 am »
oops

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Re: The Dictator Test
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2006, 08:54:18 am »


I was hoping for cool  ??? and I got Dubya.

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Re: The Dictator Test
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2006, 05:57:51 pm »
And as could have been suspected this is little me  ;D





« Last Edit: May 03, 2006, 06:00:45 pm by Raisor »

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Re: The Dictator Test
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2006, 06:13:05 pm »

President Mao my self. Not bad, at least there are many to shotty shotty... ;D

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!


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Re: The Dictator Test
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2006, 06:35:06 pm »
As dictators go, i'm kind of pathetic!? While not very impressive it is none the less effective! I can do whatever the hell I like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, I still think that i'm as loved as were when i were first elected into power?

This is all that i can know about me and tell you guys!!! :D

P.S. : I'm not to good dealling with power!!!!! :D :P

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Re: The Dictator Test
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2006, 02:57:53 am »
<TABLE WIDTH=300 BGCOLOR="#550000"><COL><TR><TD><DIV ALIGN="center">
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You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
<P><FONT SIZE=1>What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com</FONT>
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Re: The Dictator Test
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2006, 12:21:58 am »
Props to whoever found this!? It's great!

I try to kill those who oppose me by selling them cigars (good for the economy, you know :)) and scapegoat farm animals (...good for the economy, too.? Tasty foods), and I found out that I was...



As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power? News flash for you: You're not!



:)? I had no idea you were so ruthless!

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Re: The Dictator Test
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2006, 08:50:54 pm »
<TABLE WIDTH=300 BGCOLOR="#550000"><COL><TR><TD><DIV ALIGN="center">
<IMG SRC="http://poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/Mao.jpg" BORDER=0 WIDTH=280 HEIGHT=105><P><FONT FACE="Arial" SIZE=2 COLOR="#FFFFFF">
You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
<P><FONT SIZE=1>What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com</FONT>
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i'm the one and only MAO :)


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Re: The Dictator Test
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2006, 07:17:17 pm »
Amatuers!  :D



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Re: The Dictator Test
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2006, 03:19:00 am »
D'oh i got Slobodan, then to compund my stupidity i failed to copy the stuff across properly :(, so i gave up and went to bed. Goodnight
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